For over 2000 years scientist have been baffled at the mystery of why human beings can't seem to whip their ass, and just discard of the remains without looking at it first. Well the great mystery seems to have been discovered in our lifetime, which i am honored to be a part of. This is a monumental discovery for scientist of this era as it was predicted by Nashim Apu Hepetulong himself in the year 1000 that this would not take place for at least 3000 years from today, due to a lack in technology.
A nation-wide experiment was conducted June 38 at 9:03 am somewhere off crenshaw. Many people on crenshaw that day reported strange activity. The results of this study are astonishing, proving conclusively the results are indeed accurate with a percentage of 99.99981%. The study shows that if you take part in this activity you are indeed ONE NASTY MOTHERFUCKER!